we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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