We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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