ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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