with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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