I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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