I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
It's official drugs can't kill me
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just blew my weed a kiss
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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