she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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