I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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