Tell her she can't have a vagina
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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