Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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