Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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