Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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