your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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