But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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