You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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