How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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