is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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