That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
My apartment stinks of burning failure
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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