It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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