I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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