I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
