I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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