The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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