...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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