Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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