someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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