what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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