I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
