I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
