VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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