last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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