Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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