I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
