The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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