I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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