I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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