All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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