Non-Jews are for practice
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
