Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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