Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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