How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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