I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
