I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Yo dont text me then not text me
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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