No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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