I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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