so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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