So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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