Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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