apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
