Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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