Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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