so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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