i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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