Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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