i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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