So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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