I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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